#011 - Murder, Aisling wrote?

Aisling's spidey senses are tingling as she tries to put two and two together

With summer’s end on the horizon, The Ballygobbard Project time capsule committee is busy putting the finishing touches to their plans for the burial ceremony. Much to everyone’s disappointment, the Beast of Ballygobbard bubble has well and truly burst with the collective realisation that the legendary monster probably wasn’t dexterous enough to put Bianca Hatton’s remains into a biscuit tin and bury it on what would become the site of Majella and Pablo’s dream home.

For Aisling the end of the time capsule project can’t come soon enough, especially with Barry Keoghan’s jewellery launch currently in the works. His stylist is threatening arseless chaps and it’s becoming a PR nightmare.

ARTEFACT #011: Correspondence from Ballygobbard Project public relations manager Aisling

FROM: aisling@ballygobbardproject.ie

TO: team@ballygobbardproject.ie

Hi all,

I’m emailing, as promised, with updates about what we have planned for the time capsule burial so far.

Peter, as you weren’t present at the most recent committee meeting, and the minutes were lost to a virus on Tessie’s laptop, I’m including a run down of the topics covered to catch you up. It’s a lesson to us all that if you haven’t been on the M50 since 2012, it’s unlikely that the text about tolls is legitimate. I’ll print off a copy of this email and drop it into Tessie as now that she’s been scammed twice in one month she’s sworn off technology completely