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#005 - A mysterious artefact appears

#005 - A mysterious artefact appears

The startling discovery triggers an emergency meeting of The Ballygobbard Project time capsule committee

Jul 18, 2024
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Amid accusations of micro-managing, Una Hatton claims she just happened to be driving past the Scouts Den when she noticed an envelope protruding from the time capsule dropbox. She also claims she “accidentally” opened it as soon as she got home, despite the committee previously agreeing that all submissions would be opened at official meetings. However, what Una discovered inside was cause for a hysterical phone call to secretary Tessie Daly, who agreed best practice was to call an emergency meeting, despite having just finished her weekly Over 70s Bums and Tums class at B-Gym-B and not having had time to shower yet.

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